Why Don’t I Remember?

It’s a stupid thing, but I always forget. You can’t butter toast with a fork. Well, you CAN, but it’s extremely annoying and takes forever – the butter starts melting and sticking and will go BETWEEN the tines instead of across the toast surface. And I know this because every so often I’m too lazy to get up and get a butter knife from the drawer when I have a fork right in front of me. Yes, it’s my own fault – LOL.