Maximum Deflection Cereal

I think I might have found the breakfast cereal with the highest amount of liquid deflective capabilities – Safeway Organics Brand Oat Bran Flakes. And by that I mean, when I poured the milk into the bowl of cereal, it went EVERYWHERE, all at once. Not just a singular deflected stream – more like a beam of laser light getting broken into a million rays. *grin*